After leaving Bangkok, we made our way south to spend the next 2 weeks island hopping. I think it’s safe to say we are all 5 shades darker now and are responsible for the Nivea share price rocketing after all the sun block we consumed. Oh, we also learnt a valuable lesson: don’t play with the local rum- it always wins.
Our first stop was Koh Phangan- an island in the Gulf of Thailand. Getting there meant a long bus ride in a bus that was lit up like a Christmas tree, followed by a ferry through a rainstorm. Upon arrival on the island, I was reminded just how stubborn the 5 of us really are. Here’s why:
The local taxi will charge you 100 baht to get from the pier to your hostel. But the catch is that it’s 100 baht each. It’s funny how we accept this back home but for some reason, we were adamant we wouldn’t pay a cent over 20 baht each (100 baht in total as that seemed reasonable). Not one driver agreed (and in retrospect, I get it) so our collective stubbornness won and we decided we would rather walk to the hostel. Let me tell you 3.5kms with a backpack is long! And on a tropical island, you could have built a desalination plant on my back and solved South Africa’s water crisis. But all is well that ends well – we arrived, settled in and found a spot to have a beer.
The following day saw us mostly doing our own thing. Wilco and I went on a hunt for this mystical ‘secret’ beach which is so effing secret, we couldn’t find it. We did, however, venture to the far side of the island and discovered one of the best beaches on the island called Thong Nai Pan. What made the beach better was the fact that this awesome resort didn’t mind that we weren’t guests and let us use their loungers and bar. It’s amazing how a Mojito can improve the view!
Upon regrouping that evening, Bark and Kaas, who had ventured to numerous beaches that day, including the stellar beach discovered by Wilco and I, informed us that we were delusional and that our beach paled in comparison to a beach they discovered called Ko Mae. Judging by the way they were carrying on, we naturally assumed that they had discovered the Promised Land and we solidified our plans to visit this paradise the following day.
Clearly Bark and Kaas were wearing their rose-tinted sunglasses the previous day. What was meant to make Bora Bora look like a dam, was in fact, the dam. Even the beer I tried to console myself with was sad. Consuming it felt like I was mourning the loss of a loved one as I knew the real paradise was the beach we had discovered the previous day. The disappointment was real.
The primary reason we had ventured to Koh Phangan in the first place was to go to the Half Moon Party- effectively a gigantic party in the jungle. The night starts with a couple drinks at your hostel where you are painted in luminescent body paint (not as erotic as it sounds) and then off you head to the jungle for what was one fantastic party. I’ve never been to a party like that before – multiple dance floors in a jungle… completely surreal.
The plan was to dance until the sun came up but we were a little optimistic. Wilco, Kaas and I made it to 5am but called it a night then as we had a ferry to catch at 8am. Not too sure why we tortured ourselves with this schedule. I doubt I’ll ever forget the image of Henry (who thinks he may have walked the 6 kms home that evening but can’t remember) sitting on this ferry, covered in lumo body paint, clutching his inflatable plane pillow as if it were a pacifier, wishing he would just die to get over the pain!
We eventually arrived in Krabi, our next stop. The hostel we stayed in goes to great lengths to inform all its guests it’s a party hostel but it was quite possibly the quietest hostel I’ve ever stayed in. The downside is that the beds are, in Kaas’s words, ‘dog kennels’, and I completely agree. In essence, you have a hole in the wall and a curtain at the foot end of the bed. Strangely, sleeping in this boxed-in fashion left me feeling extraordinarily vulnerable?
After checking in, we located possibly the best Indian restaurant on earth and consumed ridiculous amounts of curry in an attempt to eat away the hangover. I’m a comfort eater, what can I say?
Krabi is a great place from which to venture out and explore 2 famous beaches: Railay Beach and Maya Bay (from the movie ‘The Beach’). We opted to skip the crowds at Phi Phi and Phuket.
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We loved this!
P.S. I can only imagine what was NOT written about (what happens in Thailand…)
Had a right laugh reading your blog whilst on my way to Koh Phangan for the half moon party. Thanks!
Enjoy the island!